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Gawe SIM

Daslam sakiyen gawe SIM C, mung kerana akeh wong sing gawe akire ngantri kanthi pirang-pirang jam. Barang wis rampung kabeh tur SIM wis dadi, Daslam malah protes.

"pak pulisi kiyeh ya gara-gara rika kyeh potone nyong nang SIM gadi ele nemen, mbesengut kyeh..." Daslam protes.

"endi kayong apa elene...?" pulisi ndeleng SIMe Daslam.

"eh iya yah kok ele, tapi sing asline gen ele ka mas... gweh ya rai asli karo nang poto padha bae elene..." pulisine mesem.
"pak pulisi nyong rada gagah pak pulisi.. kye gara-gara rika gawe antrian dawa, suwe gadine pas dipoto nyonge lagi mbesengut... gantilah, pan poto maning..."

"dihlah, ari ganti belih bisa mas.. kiye wis paten,.. mas kiye pas go ente, mengko ari ente lagi nang dalan toli ana razia pulisi, sing ngrazia bakal belih pangling, soale padha bae karo asline.. ele.."

"eh... rika kemplu pak pulisi.. ngece yah..." Daslam lansung mlayu.

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