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Nang dunya kiye pancen urip isine garong, ana garong sing kelas teri, sing pintere malaki wong, toli ana garong sing kelas berat, sing mung mringis tok wis olih duwit. Critane Tarsa gadi garong kelas teri, Daslam gadi garong kelas berat, Wasto gadi pulisine.

"Sodara Tarsa, keprimen carane sampeyan maksa njaluki duwit nang wong..??"

"carane ana wong mlaku kuwe tak cegat toli tak jaluki duwite.."duwite kowen endi meneh".."

"hem... lah sampeyan sodara Daslam, keprimen carane sampeyan njaluki duwit nang wong...??"


"hahahaha... nyong ta pak pulisi, angger njaluki duwit nang wong belih usah nyegat, belih usah repot nganggo kekerasan, cukup sms bae nang anggota DPR atawa Bupati "Cung... duwite nyong endi, cepet dikirim nang rekening biyasa..", kaya kuwe pak, lat 5 menit rekeninge nyong wis akeh isine..."

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