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Niru Bapane

Daslam cilik lagi ndopok soal cita-cita kambe batur-bature. 

"Sa, kowen nduweni cita-cita apa...??" Wasto takon nang Tarsa.

"nyong ta cita-citane pengin gadi supir trek To.. seneng enggal dina jalan-jalan bae...lah ari kowen sih apa To cita-citane...??"

"ya macem kowen pengin gadi supir trek wong bapane kowen emang supir trek...nyong pengin kaya bapane nyong Sa, gadi ustad.. "

"ohh... bagus kuwe ben bisa gadi imam nang langgar To... eh, iya, kowen sih Daslam cita-citane kowen apa...?" Tarsa takon.
"mmm.... cita-citane nyong pengin gadi tentara Sa, kaya bapane nyong..." Daslam njawab bangga.

"lah... ader bapane kowen tentara Lam...??"

"dudu tentara Sa..."

"lah terus bisaneng kaya bapane kowen...??"

"maksude nyong cita-citane nyong kaya cita-citane bapane nyong lagi cilik, gadi tentara Sa..."

"ehhhh... alah... Daslam kemplu..."

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